Esra: What was that word? Uggghhh… I can’t remember. It’s at the top of my lung.
Stephen: Did you just say your lung?
E: Did I just say my lung?
S: You meant your tongue?
E: I just said my tongue.
S: ….
3 Auz: How are you going to get the students’ attention?
Esra: Easy. I’m going to show them my butt. It should be a good attention-getter.
…
Esra: So, I’m wondering: What if I actually wrote this to my lesson plan to see whether my boss reads the lesson plans or not…
Joseph: Is she the type of person who’d find it funny?
Esra: Yeah, she’d find it funny first, and then she’d fire me.
2 | Auz: | ...I won? |
|---|---|
| Ashley: | You won a free punch in the face. |
| Auz: | I LOVE PUNCH! |
| Jason: | You'd never get a job. |
|---|---|
| Ashley: | Not as a "back-of-the-neck" model. |
Lizzy, no context necessary.
| Chip: | if I was a tree |
|---|---|
| Chip: | I would like to be one that drops the helicopter seed pods |
| Chip: | because that shit is cool |
| Ashley: | you say |
| Ashley: | the weirdest shit |
| Chip: | NO WAY |
| Chip: | helicopter seeds are so awesome |
| Chip: | evolution was like |
| Chip: | "I got this." |
| Stephen: | How do you win? |
|---|---|
| Stephen M: | You don't. |
| Stephen: | How do you lose? |
| SM: | You die. |
| Austin: | So it's a lot like life, then. |
Jeff: Sometimes I freeze up.
Stephen: What, like in class?
J: No, just in general.
Joseph: There has to be SOMETHING we could do!
Taylor: Giant needles? Suck out all the magma?
Joseph: What? No…like…—
Taylor: Oh, smaller needles?
On Thwarting [Preparing for] Future Natural Disasters
